Jay-Z has got 99 problems but Mitt Romney ain’t one.
BBC World Service conducted a survey in 21 countries - asking people if they would vote for Barack Obama or Mitt Romney. Only one country showed (a bit) more support for Romney than for Obama: Pakistan.
What does the bible have to say about Obama winning the election?
Hundreds of women (including Miranda July, Karen Elson and Sia) rally against Mitt Romney’s plans to overturn Roe V. Wade and the Affordable Care Act.
More bad news for Mitt Romney: turns out Barack Obama is white!
Mr. Burns endorses Meat Romney (over Broccoli Obama)!
We told you he would come!
Want to stay the night at Grand Hotel Reylof’s presidential suite (two bedrooms, two bathrooms, living room, dining room, huge terrace, open fireplace) on Tuesday November 6? Yes, you can!
Here’s the deal:
1) Book your tickets for Hurray For Washington.
3) Respect the dress code: Stars & Stripes Chic.
4) Enter Madelien Waegeman’s All-American Photo Booth.
5) Wait until 1.30am (when we’ll announce the Prom King and/or Queen).
6) Sleep tight.
PS: If you plan on winning, bring clean underwear.
Sorry, Abigael! Five more days and we’ll shut up about it!
Mitt Romney is good fun and all but sometimes we miss Rick Perry. God bless him.